Third night out of thirty one horrors

A Quiet Place (2018)

Holy crap, this movie was AMAZING! I was not expecting to enjoy it nearly as much as I did. This is only the third night of my month of movie monographs (yeah, that was a stretch, I know) and I can already, whole heartedly, recommend this one if you’re looking for something to get your heart pounding on October 31st.

No excessive gore, no torture, no drugs, nudity, protracted fight scenes or gross out imagery. This movie is all about atmosphere and sheer suspense.

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31 Nights of Horror!

Okay, the title is a little misleading, *cough* a lie *cough*, but I only thought of the idea yesterday, so I was late before I even started. The plan is to watch one horror movie a night, for each night of October up to and including Halloween and give my thoughts on them. Not so much as a review, but just describe how the films made me feel, what they made me think, did I enjoy them, would I recommend them… okay, I guess maybe they are reviews.

My brother and I used to watch tons of scary movies when we were younger. He wanted to be a movie makeup and effects person, I just loved horror and the supernatural. Given all the films we’ve seen over the years though, I didn’t want to re-watch things that I already had an opinion on, so I’m going to watch ones I’ve never seen before.

Since I’m behind schedule, I watched two movies last night. Wes Cravens first movie and Sam Raimis latest terror flick.

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The problem with Hawkeye

Anyone wishing that Marvel would announce plans for a Hawkeye movie? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Yeah, I didn’t think so. It’s not that people dismiss him as “just a regular guy with a bow”, Black Widow has no super powers, but people like her, and Phil Coulson’s a normal guy who didn’t exist before the movies, but people LOVE him and he got his own TV show.

So, why do people dislike Hawkeye, or at best just don’t care about him? My theory is he’s just not “Hawkeye” enough.

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Solo: A Star Wars Story

I don’t know why I didn’t go to see this movie when it was in the theatre. I wanted to. The people I usually go to the movies with all said they wanted to, but we just never could agree on a time. It didn’t seem urgent to us. Maybe it was because we had already been to see several movies just before it was released and seeing films at the cineplex isn’t as cheap as it used to be. For whatever reason I didn’t watch it became available on Netflix just recently. Now I wish I had seen it on the big screen.

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The Sorcerers Apprentice is an underrated movie

Okay, so maybe I’m not done yet with the magician theme.

When I first saw this movie in the theater, I liked it. I didn’t love it, but it was fun, it was funny, I liked the characters and the plot made sense. Best part was that it turned out not to be a Nicholas Cage movie. He’s in it, he has a major role, but it’s really a Jay Baruchel movie and I like Jay.

Jays character of Dave Stutler is very similar to Hiccup, for whom he does the voice of in the How to Train Your Dragon series. Smart but awkward people who have trouble relating to others. I really wish there had been a sequel because I wanted to see where his character would go.

What really made me appreciate this movie more was watching it again after Marvels Dr. Strange. Now don’t get me wrong, I love Benedict Cumberbatch as Stephen Strange and he was even better in Avengers: Infinity War (which shows how important directors are), but the one thing that bothered me about the movie was how weak and unimaginative the “magic battles” were. Seriously, go watch the movie again, it’s great, but aside from the Inception like imagery, most of the fights between awesome wizards boils down to kung-fu with glowy weapons. Afterwards go watch The Sorcerers Apprentice and you’ll see the difference. The writers and director just let their imaginations off the leash. It’s even better (and you can just keep your outraged hate mail to yourself) than the fights in the Harry Potter movies.

It’s been eight years since the movie was released, so it seems unlikely there will be a follow up at this late a date. From all reports it cost $150 million to make and made more than that internationally, but only $64 million at the US box office. It seems like, despite it turning a profit, because it was not a smash success at home, the mouse house doesn’t want to continue the story, which is a shame.